Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Add a pop of color and fun to your flock’s morning routine.
Happy Hen’s Cranberry & Flax Morning Medley blends wholesome grains, dried cranberries, flax, and black soldier fly larvae into a treat that’s as pretty as it is peck-worthy.
True enrichment: Scatter for natural foraging and flock play. The cranberries add color and tang, while flax brings texture chickens love.
Berry fun: A little tart, a little crunchy—perfect for the adventurous beaks in your flock.
Protein-powered: Black soldier fly larvae keep this treat balanced and irresistible.
Landrace-approved: Tested on our sassiest birds—approved by Clancy.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, dried cranberries, flax.
How to use:
Serve as a treat only. Scatter, dish, or hand-feed for maximum enrichment and flock interaction. Not a diet replacement. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Cranberries aren’t just for Thanksgiving. They’re for the chickens who want breakfast with backbone.”
