Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cranberry chaos meets five minutes of glorious silence. Morning Medley mixes real grains, tart cranberries, crunchy flax, and protein-rich black soldier fly larvae into a colorful, foraging-friendly scatter. No mystery fillers. No sugar bombs. Just enrichment your birds will chase, not regret.
Keepers who want enrichment-first treats that fuel natural behaviors without wrecking the ration—perfect for bored birds, rainy days, or bonding time.
Foraging fix: Mixed textures/sizes trigger natural search-and-peck.
Smart ingredients: Barley + oats for chew; cranberries for pop; flax for omegas; BSF larvae for clean protein.
No junk: Treat quality without candy coating.
Weight: 30 oz
Ingredients: Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, dried cranberries, flax
Texture: Soft berries + crunchy bits + protein pieces
For: Adult chickens, ducks, and other poultry (not for chicks—wait until fully feathered)
Brand: Happy Hen Treats®
Treat only: Keep all treats ≤10% of daily diet.
Serve it:
Scatter in the run for enrichment
Offer in a shallow dish or tray
Hand-feed for taming/bonding
Timing: After the daily ration or mid-day snack.
Always: Provide fresh, clean water.
Rotate with other blends (e.g., Banana & Almond) to keep novelty high and pecking order calm. Store sealed in a cool, dry spot. Fun > overdone.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Scatter this. Silence follows. You’re welcome.”
