Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Shake up your flock’s routine with a treat that’s anything but ordinary.
Happy Hen’s Banana & Almond Morning Medley is a crave-worthy blend of wholesome grains, real banana flakes, crunchy almond bits, and black soldier fly larvae. It’s enrichment, entertainment, and flavor—minus the mystery ingredients.
Enrichment made easy: Scatter this mix and watch your flock peck, scratch, and socialize like a true barnyard breakfast club.
For curious eaters: Bananas and almonds bring variety and mental stimulation—ideal for chickens that act like little feathered foodies.
Protein-powered: Black soldier fly larvae give a nutritious boost. Almond flakes offer crunch; banana flakes keep things sweet.
Landrace-approved: Perfect for heritage breeds who demand more from their treats than just empty calories.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, banana flakes, almond flakes.
How to use:
Serve as a treat only. Scatter for enrichment, add to a dish, or hand-feed to build trust with even your shiest hen. Not a replacement for regular feed. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Banana in the coop? Yup. Welcome to enrichment, not your grandma’s snack tray.”
