Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Rustic Charm: Crafted from high-quality wood, this sign showcases the perfect blend of durability and rustic aesthetics.
Easy to Hang: With its built-in screw holes, hanging it up is a breeze. Whether you choose to display it in your chicken coop or hang it proudly on your wall, it's guaranteed to catch the eye and add a touch of country flair.
Perfect Size: Measuring 15.75" x 11.75", this wooden plaque has the perfect size to make a statement without overpowering your space.
Cheerful Design: The charming rooster design and the playful "Mornin' Y'All" greeting bring a cheerful and welcoming vibe to any corner of your home or coop.
Versatile Decor: Brighten up your day and let your country spirit shine with the Mornin' Y'All Rooster Wooden Sign Plaque. It's the perfect addition to your coop décor, farmhouse-inspired space, or a wonderful gift for fellow chicken enthusiasts.
