Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Heat wave? Heavy molt? Random flock meltdowns? Hen Boost™ keeps guts humming and birds cruising with a sciencey mix of micro-encapsulated probiotics, vitamins & electrolytes, and enzymes. Fewer derailments, more eggs, less drama.
Gut first: Micro-encapsulated probiotics support a balanced microbiome for better nutrient uptake.
Stress buffer: Vitamins & electrolytes help birds cope during heat and molt.
Digestive assist: Enzymes support feed breakdown so hens get more from every bite.
Immune lift: A healthy gut = stronger frontline defenses.
Heat spikes, molt, travel, new flock additions, show/transport days, or any “they’re off their game” moment.
Mix into fresh, clean water per label directions.
Make it their only water source during use; refresh daily.
Use as a short course during stress or routinely as directed on the package.
Offer shade, airflow, and cool water in heat; nutrition can’t beat physics.
Pair with a complete ration; this is a supplement, not a feed replacement.
Store sealed, cool, and dry.
Probiotics aren’t magic, but consistent use during stress can improve feed conversion and reduce off-feed days. Always follow the label; if birds are truly ill, call a vet—supplements don’t replace diagnostics.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Form: Water-soluble probiotic/vitamin/electrolyte/enzyme blend
Made in the USA
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Fix the gut, calm the chaos.”
