Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The original crowd-pleaser.
Happy Hen’s Mealworm Frenzy is the 30 oz bag of chicken joy your flock didn’t know they needed. Packed with 100% all-natural dried mealworms, this high-protein snack supports feather growth and healthy energy. Perfect for hand-feeding, scattering in the run, or loading up treat dispensers—if your birds had thumbs, they’d be giving it five stars.
Clancy’s Take: “They’ll lose their minds. You’ll lose your place in the pecking order.”
🐛 30 oz of 100% all-natural dried mealworms
💪 Excellent protein source for feather health and energy
🧠 Encourages foraging, pecking, and interactive behavior
✋ Great for taming, training, and bonding with your flock
📦 Comes in a resealable bag for long-lasting freshness
Ingredients: Dried Mealworms
Guaranteed Analysis:Crude protein: Minimum 50%,Crude fat: Minimum 25%,Crude fiber: Maximum 7%,Calcium: 0.03–0.05%,Lysine: Minimum 2.6%,Methionine: Minimum 0.9%,Phosphorus: Minimum 0.6%,Salt: 0.48–0.72%,Sodium: 0.08–0.11%
