Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your chickens love the chase—so give them a treat that fuels the fun and their feathers. Happy Hen Grasshoppers are 100% all-natural dried insects packed with protein (51%!) to support growth, molting, and daily hustle. Use them to train, tame, or just spoil your most dramatic hen. No fillers, no fluff—just crunchy, craveable bugs.
Flock keepers who want a pure protein treat that supports feather quality, rewards behavior, and gives birds a satisfying foraging target. Great for taming young birds or bribing the flock’s top divas.
Size: 4 oz resealable pouch
Ingredients: Dried grasshoppers
Format: Whole, dried insects
Texture: Light and crunchy
Use for: Chickens, ducks, turkeys, quail, or other insect-loving poultry
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein: 51% (min)
Lysine: 2.4% (min)
Methionine: 0.6% (min)
Crude Fat: 10.8% (min)
Crude Fiber: 12.3% (max)
Moisture: 10% (max)
Calcium: 0.1% (min) – 0.2% (max)
Phosphorus: 0.5% (min)
Sodium: 0.1% (min) – 0.3% (max)
Scatter: Toss onto clean bedding or soil to promote natural pecking
Dish feed: Place in a shallow bowl as a high-value treat
Hand-feed: Use for bonding, training, or taming shy birds
Feeding note: Not a complete feed. Keep total treats ≤10% of daily ration. Not for chicks. Always provide fresh water.
Use during molt for extra feather fuel or as a post-handling reward to reset flock dynamics. Mix with forage blends or use in a treat roller for added enrichment. Store cool and dry.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items will arrive separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll chase these like they caught 'em themselves.”
