Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Two free hands = fewer dropped egg cartons. The Green Chicken Feet fanny pack is water-resistant, featherlight, and festival-to-feed-store ready—with an adjustable strap, silky lining, and a sneaky inner pocket for keys, chapstick, or emergency mealworms.
Hands-free hustle: Wear crossbody or at the waist for markets, travel, or chores.
Weather-savvy: Water-resistant polyester shrugs off drizzle and dust.
Smart storage: Top zip with dual sliders + inner pocket keeps small stuff corralled.
All-day fit: 1¼″ adjustable strap with smooth regulators—dial in comfort.
Quality finish: Silky lining and piped hems = durable, not dumpy.
Material: 100% polyester; 9 oz/yd²
Size: 6.5″ H × 13″ W × 2.75″ D
Capacity: 0.37 gal —phone, wallet, snacks, sanity
Care: Spot clean; air dry. Don’t machine wash, bleach, or iron print/hardware.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Two hands free. Zero excuses.”
Size guide
| FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
| S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
| M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |
