Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep hydration simple and drama-free. This classic chick waterer holds 1.6 quarts (≈1.5 liters)—enough for brooder life without turning into a swamp. The push-fit top makes refills quick, while the coned center discourages chicks from roosting (and pooping) on the lid, so the drinking area stays cleaner. The shallow, narrow-lipped tray is made for small beaks and small bodies, lowering drowning risk while keeping water easy to reach. No learning curve, no gimmicks—just a reliable, easy-clean setup that supports healthy drinking from day one.
Capacity: 1.6 qt / ~51 oz / ~1.5 L
Push-fit top with anti-roost cone
Shallow, narrow-lip tray for chick safety
Works in indoor brooders or outdoor protected areas
New keepers setting up a first brooder, seasoned hatchers who want a dependable standby, and anyone raising chicks or small poultry (including bantams) who values safe, simple gear over gimmicks.
1 × Classic chick waterer (1.6-quart capacity)
Low-profile base with narrow drinking lip
Push-fit reservoir top with coned center
Rinse & Fill: Rinse before first use. Fill the top, seat it firmly, and invert to lock.
Place Smart: Set on a 1–2″ riser (brick or low stand) so bedding stays out but chicks still reach it. Keep near the warm edge of the brooder—not under the heat source.
Daily Rhythm: Refresh water at least once daily (twice in heat). Quick scrub if you see film; a bottle brush makes fast work of the tray.
Extra-Cautious (Days 1–3): Optional ring of clean pebbles/marbles in the tray to further reduce plunge depth.
Hand wash with mild soap or a dilute white-vinegar rinse; rinse thoroughly. Avoid harsh chemicals that can leave residue. In sunny spots, keep out of direct blazing sun to slow algae growth. Store dry between batches.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Note: any print-on-demand items in the same cart—tees, stickers—ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Water goes by the heat, not under it. Warm chicks drink more; overheated water grows funk faster.”