Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Sip Happens.
For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Peace and Harmony Solution: No Pick'n for Chickens is the ultimate aid for maintaining peace and harmony in your flock, preventing unwanted picking and pecking behavior.
Natural Ingredients: Carefully formulated with a blend of natural ingredients, including tea tree oil, hemp seed oil, and other essential oils, to discourage pecking, promote feather health, and soothe irritated skin.
Feather-Friendly: It's a feather-friendly solution that keeps your chickens looking and feeling their best, without causing harm or discomfort.
Easy Application: Applying No Pick'n for Chickens is simple. Start at the tail feathers and gently work your way up the back towards the neck, avoiding contact with the head, comb, wattles, and eyes.
Preventative Measure: For optimal results, apply at the first sign of pecking behavior. Use it on newly introduced birds to the flock as a preventative measure, ensuring a smooth transition and minimizing stress.
Happy and Peck-Free Environment: Maintain a happy and peck-free environment for your feathered friends with No Pick'n for Chickens. Let your flock strut their stuff without the worry of picking, and watch as they live in harmony, feather by feather
Ingredients: Deionized Water, Polysorbate-20, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Glycerin, Sodium Benzoate, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Denatonium Benzoate, Capsicum Annuum Fruit Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate
