Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Thirsty chicks? Handle it. The Little Giant Plastic Gallon Jar Chick Waterer Base snaps onto the matching 1-gallon jar (sold separately) and turns “constant refills” into “set it, check it, done.” Gravity-feed means steady sips; low profile means tiny legs can reach it without turning bath time into splash time.
Brooders packed with fast-growing chicks, quail condos, and keepers who prefer clean water over daily mop-ups.
Easy access: Low rim = chicks drink without climbing in like pirates.
Consistent flow: Gravity-feed keeps water coming as they drink—no pecking required.
Fewer spills: Screw-on base locks to the jar to help prevent tip-overs.
Space-smart: Compact footprint plays nice with heat plates and feeders.
Pairs with the Little Giant 1-gallon waterer jar (sold separately). Screw-on connection.
Durable polystyrene built for brooder life—light, sturdy, and easy to wipe down.
Diameter: 9 in
Height: 1.5 in
Format: Gravity-feed base (jar not included)
Fill the compatible 1-gallon jar with clean water, invert, and screw on the base firmly.
Set on level ground in the brooder; raise on a low block as chicks grow to reduce litter in the tray.
Refresh daily; more often in hot rooms or dusty brooders.
For medicated or electrolyte water, follow product labels—this base just delivers it.
Rinse daily; wash with mild detergent weekly (or sooner if slimy). Avoid harsh solvents; don’t put near direct heat sources. If it cracks, replace—no heroics.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate the fuzzballs. Spills are for ducks.”
Works great exactly what I ordered
