Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydration, minus the drama. The Little Giant Plastic Gallon Jar pairs with the Little Giant 1-Gallon Screw-On Waterer Base (sold separately) to make a dead-simple gravity waterer. It’s transparent, tough, and holds enough water that you’re not playing waiter all day.
Brooders full of fuzzballs, quail setups, and keepers who prefer “glance and go” over guessing.
See it, fill it: Clear polyethylene shows water level at a glance—no shaking, no peeking.
Set it, forget it: 1-gallon capacity keeps small flocks sipping between refills.
Twist-lock ease: Screw-on neck mates cleanly with the compatible base for a tight, reliable seal.
Brooder-friendly size: Compact footprint that doesn’t hog space.
Designed for the Little Giant 1-Gallon Screw-On Waterer Base (sold separately). Jar + base = gravity-feed waterer.
Transparent, durable polyethylene—lightweight, sturdy, easy to rinse.
Capacity: 1 gallon
Diameter: 7 in
Height: 9.25 in
Format: Jar only (base not included)
Fill with clean water.
Invert and screw onto the compatible base firmly.
Set on level ground; raise as birds grow to reduce litter in the tray.
Refresh daily; more often in hot or dusty brooders.
Rinse daily. Wash with mild detergent weekly (or sooner if slimy). Avoid harsh solvents and high heat. If the jar gets cracked or cloudy, retire it—hydration shouldn’t be a gamble.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“It’s a water jar, not a mystery. If you can see it’s low, you can fix it.”
