Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep hydration simple and drama-free. This classic chick waterer holds 1.6 quarts (≈1.5 liters)—enough for brooder life without turning into a swamp. The push-fit top makes refills quick, while the coned center discourages chicks from roosting (and pooping) on the lid, so the drinking area stays cleaner. The shallow, narrow-lipped tray is made for small beaks and small bodies, lowering drowning risk while keeping water easy to reach. No learning curve, no gimmicks—just a reliable, easy-clean setup that supports healthy drinking from day one.
Capacity: 1.6 qt / ~51 oz / ~1.5 L
Push-fit top with anti-roost cone
Shallow, narrow-lip tray for chick safety
Works in indoor brooders or outdoor protected areas
New keepers setting up a first brooder, seasoned hatchers who want a dependable standby, and anyone raising chicks or small poultry (including bantams) who values safe, simple gear over gimmicks.
1 × Classic chick waterer (1.6-quart capacity)
Low-profile base with narrow drinking lip
Push-fit reservoir top with coned center
Rinse & Fill: Rinse before first use. Fill the top, seat it firmly, and invert to lock.
Place Smart: Set on a 1–2″ riser (brick or low stand) so bedding stays out but chicks still reach it. Keep near the warm edge of the brooder—not under the heat source.
Daily Rhythm: Refresh water at least once daily (twice in heat). Quick scrub if you see film; a bottle brush makes fast work of the tray.
Extra-Cautious (Days 1–3): Optional ring of clean pebbles/marbles in the tray to further reduce plunge depth.
Hand wash with mild soap or a dilute white-vinegar rinse; rinse thoroughly. Avoid harsh chemicals that can leave residue. In sunny spots, keep out of direct blazing sun to slow algae growth. Store dry between batches.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Note: any print-on-demand items in the same cart—tees, stickers—ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Water goes by the heat, not under it. Warm chicks drink more; overheated water grows funk faster.”
