
Landrace breeds. Real gear. Education that actually helps.
Clear how-tos, myth-busting, and checklists that actually help so you can stop guessing and start keeping.
Clear how-tos, myth-busting, and checklists that actually help so you can stop guessing and start keeping.
At Cluck It All Farms, we’re dead serious about chickens, just not about being serious all the time.
Chicken drama gets the side-eye, Facebook myths get roasted, and new keepers get a hand, not a lecture.
We help you find what works (and what’s total nonsense) with fact-first guides, real-world photos, and supplies we stand behind. No gatekeeping. No ego. Just results.
We’re here for landrace breeds with stories in their feathers and grit in their bones. Our goals are simple:
If you want chickens that thrive and advice that doesn’t suck, pull up a perch. You’re in the right coop where we roll with the chaos, laugh at the madness, and never trade our flocks for anything.
At Cluck It All Farms, we’re dead serious about chickens, just not about being serious all the time.
Chicken drama gets the side-eye, Facebook myths get roasted, and new keepers get a hand, not a lecture.
We help you find what works (and what’s total nonsense) with fact-first guides, real-world photos, and supplies we stand behind. No gatekeeping. No ego. Just results.
We’re here for landrace breeds with stories in their feathers and grit in their bones. Our goals are simple:
If you want chickens that thrive and advice that doesn’t suck, pull up a perch. You’re in the right coop where we roll with the chaos, laugh at the madness, and never trade our flocks for anything.
Preorders open February 2026
Clancy Says:“Hatch something worth crowing about.”
Landrace hatching eggs & chicks. Rare breeds. Real resilience.

If you’re done chasing uniforms and ready to embrace useful variation inside real breed guardrails, this book will meet you at the gate. Pretty can ride along. Use drives the truck.
Panel-tested. Chicken-approved. Clancy probably judged it too.
Our panel unboxes kits from the CluckKit™ Collection so you know what actually earns a spot in your coop (and what deserves a hard nope).
We don’t sell everything but we curate what’s worth it.
If it doesn’t hold up to real birds and real chaos, it doesn’t make the cut.
thank you for the love
We raise 'em real and it turns out, people notice.
Because when quality meets grit, even the humans crow about it.
Clancy Says:“If it made the humans happy, I probably supervised it.”
Fresh from the Coop!
Real tips. Real talk. Chicken chaos included.
Because this isn’t your grandma’s blog—it’s the one that says what everyone else won’t.
Come for the grit, stay for the laughs. And maybe learn something while you're at it.
If you’ve ever stood in the poultry aisle wondering, “Do I need all this crap?”—you’re not alone. The supplement shelf has become the Wild West of backyard chicken keeping.
Let’s cut through it. You do need a few basics. You don’t need a drawer full of powders and pellets. And you definitely don’t need to guess.
The sky is that soft blue that means cold. You crack the back door, coffee in one hand, resolve in the other. The flock hears you before you hit the latch—because of course they do. Winter chores aren’t glamorous, but the right little things make them kinder. Here’s our keeper’s walk-through, one stop at a time.
We’ve all been there.
You fall down a “what to buy for chickens” rabbit hole and end up with a rainbow-colored feeder, 17 supplement bottles, and a coop sign that says “Farm Sweet Farm” while your hen just pooped in your coffee.
Most kits out there are curated for cuteness—not chaos-tested chicken keeping.
So we built something better.
















