Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When it comes to keeping your baby chicks warm, you’ve got two choices:
1️⃣ A heat plate that mimics a mother hen, keeps chicks cozy, and won’t turn your brooder into a fire hazard.
2️⃣ A heat lamp—aka a glowing red accident waiting to happen.
So, which one is right for you? (Spoiler: It’s not the one that requires a fire extinguisher nearby.)
Let’s break it down.
Standard breeds are built to fit a spreadsheet. Landraces are built to fit a place. For generations, farmers kept the birds that actually made it—through brutal weather, predators, weird feed, and human neglect—and let the rest bow out. The payoff is useful variation inside the breed: color swings, small body-size differences, comb types, crest/no-crest, even broodiness rates that shift by line.
Some folks want to take “chicken person” to the next level and invite a bird onto the couch. Cute? Absolutely. Simple? Not even a little. Let’s talk through what actually works, what sounds better than it is, and how to do right by the bird if you go for it.
Adding new chickens to your flock? Congratulations—you’re about to become a chicken diplomat. But let’s be real: chickens don’t always welcome newcomers with open wings. If you just toss them in together, get ready for squawks, scuffles, and a potential barnyard battle royale.
