Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Chickens aren’t tiny egg factories—they’re busy-brained foragers with opinions. If you don’t give them a job (scratch, search, perch, explore), they’ll invent one you won’t like (pecking, pacing, nest hogging). Enrichment turns that energy into calm, repeatable routines. Translation: fewer squabbles, cleaner feathers, steadier lays.
Some folks pick chickens like they pick throw pillows—by color and vibe. We pick them by what they can do in your climate. That’s why this debate matters: landrace breeds vs. standard (show-defined) breeds isn’t just a style choice; it’s a strategy for a calmer, healthier flock.
Hey there, all you new chicken owners! Get ready to embark on a clucking fantastic adventure as we delve into the marvelous realm of raising cute, fluffy, and oh-so-chirpy creatures.
