Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
One waterer, many beaks. The Imperial Tri-Pod Waterer parks a deep trough on a stable three-leg stand so chickens, ducks, geese, and turkeys can drink without kicking half the coop into the bowl. Two sizes—2.5 gal and 5 gal—so you refill on your schedule, not theirs.
Mixed-species yards, uneven runs, and keepers who want fewer refills and cleaner water.
Universal fit: Works for chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys—big flock energy.
Stays put: Sturdy tri-pod stand handles slopes and lumpy ground.
Deep trough: More volume, fewer top-offs, easier access for big beaks.
Right-size options: 2.5 gal for smaller setups; 5 gal for larger crews.
Built to last: Durable construction stands up to daily use and barn chaos.
Capacities: 2.5 gal or 5 gal
Format: Raised tri-pod waterer with deep trough
Use: Coops, barns, or covered runs (shade in summer for cooler water)
Set on level(ish) ground at chest/beak height.
Fill and secure lid (if included); place away from feeders to reduce fines in the water.
In freezing weather, switch out for a heated waterer; in heat, keep shaded.
Dump, rinse, and wipe weekly; scrub algae as needed. Replace worn seals or cracked parts—hydration isn’t optional.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Big birds drink too. Give ’em room and roll on.”
