Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Ice belongs in glasses—not waterers. This 3-gallon Heated All-Season Poultry Waterer keeps flock water liquid down to 0°F and uses thermostatic control to heat only when needed. A flat, twist-lock top makes filling fast (and spill-proof), and you can hang it or set it on the ground depending on your coop layout.
Freeze protection to 0°F: 100W heater with thermostatic control—on when it’s cold, off when it’s not.
3-gallon capacity: Fewer trips in bad weather.
Easy fill design: Flat top + twist-lock to prevent leaks and splashes.
Flexible placement: Hang from the handle or set on a level surface.
1-Year Guarantee: Peace of mind for you; steady hydration for them.
Backyard keepers who want reliable winter watering without daily ice duty.
Place the waterer on a level, dry surface or hang so drink points are at bird eye level.
Fill, twist-lock the lid, and check for a good seal.
Plug into a GFCI-protected outlet (use an outdoor-rated extension cord if needed).
Top off regularly—full reservoirs fight ice better.
Keep electrical connections dry and off the ground.
Do not operate dry.
Pull bedding back so vents and base stay clear.
Inspect cords and seals periodically; replace worn parts.
Rinse with warm water, wipe surfaces, and occasionally flush drink points. Avoid harsh abrasives. Unplug and store dry in warm months.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm water, cold beaks, zero drama.”