Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your coop just got its own house band. The CluckTunes Chicken Xylophone turns snack breaks into jam sessions with a durable, peck-safe design that’s part enrichment, part comedy, and 100% ridiculous fun. Whether your flock fancies Bach, bop, or barnyard blues, this boredom buster brings rhythm, movement, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
Backyard keepers with birds that love stimulation, enrichment, and just generally being extra. Great for hens on lockdown, musical children with musical chickens, and coops that could use a little more jazz.
Includes: 1 chicken-safe xylophone toy with hanging hardware
Size: Varies slightly by model; approx. 10–11" long with 8 metal bars
Materials: Non-toxic wood and metal; safe for pecking
Colors: Bright, multi-colored keys (may vary)
Mounting: Hanging chain or screws included (depending on design)
For: Chickens, ducks, and other musical poultry
Install: Hang at eye level or mount low on a coop wall where birds can peck comfortably
Play: Let the chickens peck, scratch, and explore—some will jam immediately, others may need time
Clean: Wipe with a damp cloth or mild soap as needed
Use note: Not a food toy; best used with treat-based enrichment for higher interaction rates (e.g., scatter herbs or mealworms nearby)
Introduce during a quiet time when your flock is curious but not overwhelmed. Pair with other sensory enrichments like treat balls or veggie hangers for a full chicken amusement park vibe.
Ships with your CluckKit™ or chicken-supply order. Print-on-demand items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They say don’t play with your food. I say—don’t tell me how to live.”
Too small and too lightweight for my sturdy Novice Browns and Rhode Island Reds. Would be appropriate more for a small pet bird like a cockatiel. Will donate to local charity thrift store.
We’re sorry the CluckTunes Chicken Xylophone didn’t meet your expectations. It’s definitely on the lighter side by design—meant to be enrichment, not indestructible playground equipment. That said, our Swedish Flower Hens and even our rambunctious Icelandics have had no problem playing with it (with enthusiasm, even).
We totally get that different breeds have different energy—and toy preferences. Hopefully, your local charity can find it a new flock who enjoys a bit of musical mischief.
