Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Gift Ideas

Know someone obsessed with chickens? (It’s okay if it’s you.)

This collection is packed with gift-worthy gear for flock lovers of all kinds—funny, functional, and perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you survived chick season.

🎉 Fan Favorites: Mugs, shirts, totes, pens, patches, and more.

🐓 Cluckin’ Clever: Gifts with real personality—and zero poultry clichés.

🪶 Feathered & Flexible: Great for first-time keepers or lifetime flock fanatics.

You handle the card. We’ve got the gifts.