Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Chicken Big Cocks Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

  • Feather-Soft Fabric:Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for unmatched softness.
  • Athletic Rooster Option: Opt for our Athletic Heather variant, made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester, for a sporty vibe.
  • Fresh Farm Colors:Explore a range of heather colors, woven from 52% cotton and 48% polyester, to add a splash of variety to your wardrobe.
  • Lightweight Comfort:Weighing just 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²), this tee provides feather-light comfort perfect for any activity.
  • Free-Range Fit:Enjoy a relaxed fit that allows you to move freely, whether you're clucking around the farm or strutting through the city.
  • Pre-Shrunk Quality:Our pre-shrunk cotton ensures that your tee maintains its size and shape, wash after wash.
  • Rooster-Approved Durability:Side-seamed construction ensures durability, just like a dominant rooster of the coop.
  • Sustainable Sourcing: Proudly sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US, supporting sustainability and ethical practices.
  • Made-to-Order Excellence:Each tee is made to order, reducing waste and promoting sustainable practices.
  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

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Chicken Big Cocks Women's Relaxed T-Shirt