Sometimes the coop leaks. Sometimes the rooster screams at 2 a.m.
Sometimes a hen goes broody in your planter box.
This tee? It’s for all of that—and the fact that you’re still standing, still clucking, and probably still covered in feathers. Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, it’s a wearable reminder that resilience isn’t always graceful—but it’s always funny.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |