Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Convenient Size: Measuring at 11.75" x 11.75", our Replacement Nest Pad fits perfectly in your nest box, providing a comfortable spot for your hens to lay their eggs.
Clean and Sanitary: Crafted with durable plastic, this pad is easy to clean and sanitize, ensuring a fresh and hygienic nesting area for your feathered friends.
Egg Protection: The soft and cushioned surface of the pad helps reduce egg breakage, keeping your eggs intact and safe until you're ready to collect them.
Easy Installation: Simply place the pad snugly in your nest box for hassle-free installation. Your hens will appreciate the cozy and clean space, resulting in happier egg-laying experiences.
Stylish Design: Our Replacement Nest Pad features a sleek and functional design that blends seamlessly with any coop decor, adding a touch of style to your chicken coop.
Upgrade Your Nest Box: Enhance your nest box with our Egg-cellent Replacement Nest Pad for a clean and organized nesting area, ensuring the safety and well-being of your precious eggs.
Pamper Your Flock: Give your chickens the luxurious nests they deserve with our Egg-cellent Replacement Nest Pad. Enjoy clean eggs and peace of mind while pampering your flock with comfort and style. Order yours today!