Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Deck the coops. The Merry Cluckmas Unisex Long Sleeve Tee delivers cozy holiday energy with a festive chicken graphic and a breathable, layer-ready fit—perfect under flannels for frosty chores or solo for cookie runs.
Chicken keepers and holiday die-hards who want a lightweight, durable long sleeve with funny chicken charm and everyday comfort.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend (varies by color)
Weight: ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—soft without being flimsy
Build: side-seamed construction for shape retention
Neck/Cuffs: classic crew with cover-stitched collar; ribbed cuffs
Graphic: festive “Merry Cluckmas” chicken design
Regular unisex fit. True to size for a clean silhouette; size up for roomy layers over thermals. Pair with jeans and boots for market runs, or slide under a jacket for lights-and-layers duty.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Jingle bells. Serious shells.”
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
