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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Merry Cluckmas Unisex Classic Tee

Deck the coops. The Merry Cluckmas Unisex Classic Tee brings holiday cheer with a poultry twist—structured, comfy, and tough enough for tree trimming, coop checks, and cookie runs.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers and holiday die-hards who want a festive, durable tee that layers well under flannels and still looks crisp on its own.

Specs

  • Fabric (most colors): 100% cotton

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

  • Heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

  • Weight/Handfeel: classic, mid-weight knit with a structured drape

  • Build: open-end yarn, tubular body, taped neck & shoulders, double seams at sleeves & hem

  • Graphic: festive Merry Cluckmas chicken print

Fit & Styling

Classic unisex fit with sharp lines—great solo or layered. Choose your usual size for a clean silhouette; size up if you prefer extra room over thermals.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Jingle all the squawks.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼