Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Deck the coops. The Merry Cluckmas Unisex Classic Tee brings holiday cheer with a poultry twist—structured, comfy, and tough enough for tree trimming, coop checks, and cookie runs.
Chicken keepers and holiday die-hards who want a festive, durable tee that layers well under flannels and still looks crisp on its own.
Fabric (most colors): 100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Weight/Handfeel: classic, mid-weight knit with a structured drape
Build: open-end yarn, tubular body, taped neck & shoulders, double seams at sleeves & hem
Graphic: festive Merry Cluckmas chicken print
Classic unisex fit with sharp lines—great solo or layered. Choose your usual size for a clean silhouette; size up if you prefer extra room over thermals.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Jingle all the squawks.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
