Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Treat Dispensing Fun: Fill the rolling cylinder with your chickens' favorite treats and watch as they play and roll the toy to gradually dispense the goodies.
Mental Stimulation: Encourages natural foraging behaviors and provides mental stimulation for your chickens, keeping them active and engaged.
Responsible Treat Feeding: While treats are delightful, remember to feed them in moderation, limiting them to no more than 10% of your chickens' daily ration.
Durable Design:Crafted from high-quality materials, this toy is built to withstand pecking and rolling, ensuring long-lasting entertainment for your flock.
Easy to Use and Clean:The design allows for easy filling and cleaning, making it a convenient addition to your chicken care routine.
Bring Joy to Your Flock:Enhance your chickens' happiness and keep them entertained with this treat toy, providing fun and excitement for both you and your feathered friends.