Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for cocoa runs and coop checks—the Chicken Winter Sleigh unisex tee brings cheerful holiday energy without the ugly-sweater itch. It’s flattering on everyone, breathable under hoodies, and sturdy enough for real life.
Holiday market regulars, sunrise egg collectors, cocoa-at-coop romantics, and anyone who believes winter is better with warm layers and louder poultry.
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
Reinforcement: shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Sourcing: blank product from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.
Graphic: festive Chicken Winter Sleigh design (front)
Unisex retail fit—true to size. Size up for a roomier, layered look. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you. Thanks for choosing smarter, sustainable shopping.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Layer up, pour cocoa, sleigh the chores.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
