Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Holiday errands, coop checks, cookie runs—this Merry Christmas Chicken long sleeve keeps it festive without the fuss. Breathable, layer-friendly, and tough enough for December chaos.
Chicken folks and seasonal sippers who want a lightweight, durable long sleeve with merry barnyard energy.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Weight: ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²); 32 singles
Build: side-seamed construction, crew neck, cover-stitched collar
Cuffs: 2″ ribbed cuffs for shape retention
Blank sourcing: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Regular unisex fit. True to size for a clean silhouette; size up for roomier layers. Pair with flannel or a zip hoodie; dresses up with chinos for party pics.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Peace on earth. Good yolks to men.”
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
