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Merry Christmas Chicken Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Holiday errands, coop checks, cookie runs—this Merry Christmas Chicken long sleeve keeps it festive without the fuss. Breathable, layer-friendly, and tough enough for December chaos.

Who It’s For

Chicken folks and seasonal sippers who want a lightweight, durable long sleeve with merry barnyard energy.

Specs

  • Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton

  • Heathers: 52% cotton / 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Weight: ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²); 32 singles

  • Build: side-seamed construction, crew neck, cover-stitched collar

  • Cuffs: 2″ ribbed cuffs for shape retention

  • Blank sourcing: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Fit & Styling

Regular unisex fit. True to size for a clean silhouette; size up for roomier layers. Pair with flannel or a zip hoodie; dresses up with chinos for party pics.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Peace on earth. Good yolks to men.”

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛