Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Say hello to cold mornings—with sleeves that actually cooperate. The Hello Winter Chicken Unisex Long Sleeve Tee blends soft, breathable fabric with a cozy seasonal chicken graphic you can wear under flannels, with vests, or solo once the sun shows up.
Chicken keepers and winter-season fans who want a lightweight, layer-ready long sleeve with funny chicken energy and everyday durability.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend (varies by color)
Neck: classic crew with cover-stitched collar
Build: side-seamed construction for shape retention
Sleeves: ribbed cuffs that stay put under jackets
Graphic: seasonal Winter Chicken print (back or front placement per colorway)
Regular unisex fit. True to size for a clean silhouette; size up if layering over thermals. Pair with jeans and boots for market runs, or tuck under a chore jacket for dawn coop checks.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Layers on. Whining off.”
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
