Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Deck the coops and the couch. The Cluck the Halls Unisex Classic Tee mixes holiday cheer with poultry pride—structured enough for photos, comfy enough for present wrapping, and tough enough for post-party coop checks.
Chicken keepers and holiday die-hards who want a festive, durable tee that looks crisp solo and layers cleanly under flannels or cardigans.
Fabric (most colors): 100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)—classic, sturdy knit
Build: open-end yarn, tubular body, taped neck & shoulders, double-needle sleeves & hem
Graphic: festive “Cluck the Halls” chicken print
Blank sourcing: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Classic unisex fit with sharp lines. True to size for a structured look; size up if you prefer a roomier, layer-friendly feel. Pair with jeans and boots for market runs or throw under a blazer for “festive but functional.”
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Jingle bells. Serious shells.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
