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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck the Halls Unisex Classic Tee

Deck the coops and the couch. The Cluck the Halls Unisex Classic Tee mixes holiday cheer with poultry pride—structured enough for photos, comfy enough for present wrapping, and tough enough for post-party coop checks.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers and holiday die-hards who want a festive, durable tee that looks crisp solo and layers cleanly under flannels or cardigans.

Specs

  • Fabric (most colors): 100% cotton

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

  • Heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

  • Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)—classic, sturdy knit

  • Build: open-end yarn, tubular body, taped neck & shoulders, double-needle sleeves & hem

  • Graphic: festive “Cluck the Halls” chicken print

  • Blank sourcing: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Fit & Styling

Classic unisex fit with sharp lines. True to size for a structured look; size up if you prefer a roomier, layer-friendly feel. Pair with jeans and boots for market runs or throw under a blazer for “festive but functional.”

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Jingle bells. Serious shells.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼