Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Pecking Behavior Solution: Old MacDonald's Stop That Peckin' is designed to break pecking habits and restore harmony in your flock, preventing feathery squabbles.
Non-Toxic Formula: Experience the power of a non-toxic, weather-resistant formula made in the USA. Our secret recipe includes active ingredients like oleo resin capsicum, capsaidine, and bitter agents, which work together to deter unwanted pecking behavior.
Easy Application: Applying Stop That Peckin' is simple. Switch to spray mode and lightly mist the feathers, avoiding direct contact with the skin. Start at the tail feathers and work your way up the back towards the neck. Keep it away from sensitive areas like the head, comb, wattles, and eyes.
Preventative Measure: It's not just a quick fix; it's a preventative measure too! Use it on newly introduced birds to the flock to help them establish their place without the need for feathers to fly.
Established Flocks: Established flocks already have their pecking order set. Use Stop That Peckin' to maintain harmony and prevent disruptive behavior.
Restore Harmony: Break the pecking cycle and restore harmony in your coop with Old MacDonald's Stop That Peckin'. It's the trusted solution to keep your feathered friends happy, healthy, and feather-full!
Ingredients: oleo resin capsicum, capsaidine and bitter agents
Old MacDonald's Stop That Peckin