Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Jot it down, coop-style.
Whether you’re tracking egg counts, sketching your next tractor setup, or just doodling chickens in a staff meeting—this collection turns basic stationery into a full-on poultry-powered experience.
📓 Fun Meets Functional: Notebooks, pens, erasers, and stickers to add cluckin’ charm to every list and note.
🐔 Office Supply Chaos: Featuring the Screaming Chicken Pen and yes, it squawks. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, you need it.
🎁 Giftable & Giggle-Worthy: Great for classroom laughs, office chaos, or anyone who deserves a chicken on their desk.
✨ Warning: This collection may result in obsessive note-taking and spontaneous squawking.
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