Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Is it a pie? Not really. Will your chickens care? Not at all.
This compressed treat cake is loaded with dried mealworms and seeds, designed to give your flock something to peck at besides your boots. Ideal for enrichment, boredom-busting, and a little party-in-the-run moment, it’s especially great during cold snaps or lockdowns.
Stick it on a treat station, break it up for foraging fun, or serve it whole if you’re feeling generous.
Clancy’s Take: “If you're throwing a party for your hens, this is the closest thing to cake they actually need.”
🧠 Peckable enrichment cake made with mealworms and seeds
🐓 Use whole or break into chunks for extended engagement
🎉 Perfect for special treat days, boredom relief, or coop celebrations
❄️ Winter-friendly for when free-ranging is off the table
📦 One solid disc, approx. 5.5 oz
Use with our Treat Basket
Ingredients: Dried Mealworms, Sunflower Hearts, Gelatin
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