Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
A party mix for poultry—minus the glitter. Chicken Fun-Doo is a 3 lb, soy-free, non-GMO scratch blend loaded with high-protein grains, mealworms, and herbs to encourage natural foraging and make training or taming actually fun. It’s enrichment first, nutrition-friendly second—scatter it, hand-feed it, or drop it in a dish and watch beaks get busy.
Bored winter flocks, kid-helpers working on gentle hand-feeding, keepers who want treats that do something (recall/training), and anyone who prefers clean ingredients without soy.
Format: loose scratch/enrichment mix in a resealable bag
Net weight: 3 lb (1.36 kg)
Profile: soy-free, non-GMO; grains + insects + herbs for enticing variety
Not a complete feed—for enrichment and reward
Ingredients
No Soy Renew Poultry Complete (pellets), dried mealworms, oats (recleaned), wheat, milo, sunflower (black oil), millet, peas (maple), peas (split green), safflower, peas (Canadian), chili flakes, oregano flakes, flax, oyster shell, walnut oil.
Guaranteed Analysis
Moisture (max): 7.85%
Crude Protein (min): 16.58%
Crude Fat (min): 10.41%
Ash (max): 6.39%
Crude Fiber (max): 7.07%
Scatter a small handful per flock, hand-feed for taming/recall, or load into a treat dispenser for a longer hunt.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
Chicks/bantams: crush larger pieces and offer grit separately.
Serve in dry areas and remove leftovers at dusk to deter pests.
Oyster shell is included—still offer separate free-choice calcium for laying hens.
Reseal after each use. Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat high-protein insect/grain treats.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll act like it’s a five-star meal. You’ll know it’s just smart chicken keeping.”