Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Cost-Effective Solution: Repurpose empty pop bottles into convenient waterers for chicks, saving money.
Two Sizes Available: Small size fits 20oz bottles, while large size accommodates 2-liter bottles.
Secure Fit: Small-size base measures 5.5" in diameter with a 1/4" depth, ensuring a snug fit.
Generous Capacity: Large-size base has a 9" diameter and 3/4" depth, perfect for 2-liter bottles and larger brooders.
Environmentally Friendly: Reusing bottles reduces waste and promotes sustainability.
Easy Assembly: Simply attach the base to your preferred bottle, fill with water, and provide hydration for your chicks.
Feel safe knowing your little one's wont risk drowning or drenching their brooder with this environmentally friendly waterer. Its shallow dish allows adequate water for your tiny flock member while repurposing water bottles. Easy to clean, streamline design, and compatible with mixed flock. Must have in your brooders this season.
Soda bottle waterer