Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Day Old Chicks

These aren’t just chicks.
They’re the future of landrace preservation.

Every peep in this collection comes from genetically diverse, instinct-driven landrace flocks raised right here on our farm. Hardy, alert, and ready to write the next chapter of chicken history—starting in your brooder.

🧬 True Landrace Breeds: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, Hedemora, and more—each with a story that’s still unfolding.

🚫 No Fluff Marketing: We don’t guarantee color. We don’t promise lap pets. We ship healthy chicks that know how to chicken.

📦 Priority Shipped, Carefully Packed: Because every one of these puffballs matters.

If you're ready to raise something that actually matters—this is where it starts.

Clancy Says: “They may be tiny, but they’ll rule your coop in two weeks. Trust me.”