Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
These aren’t just chicks.
They’re the future of landrace preservation.
Every peep in this collection comes from genetically diverse, instinct-driven landrace flocks raised right here on our farm. Hardy, alert, and ready to write the next chapter of chicken history—starting in your brooder.
🧬 True Landrace Breeds: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, Hedemora, and more—each with a story that’s still unfolding.
🚫 No Fluff Marketing: We don’t guarantee color. We don’t promise lap pets. We ship healthy chicks that know how to chicken.
📦 Priority Shipped, Carefully Packed: Because every one of these puffballs matters.
If you're ready to raise something that actually matters—this is where it starts.
Clancy Says: “They may be tiny, but they’ll rule your coop in two weeks. Trust me.”
Day Old Swedish Flower Hen Chicks
Sold OutDay Old Swedish Black Hen Svart Höna Chicks
Sold OutDay Old Ölandsk Dwarf Chicks
Sold OutCustom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
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