Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
These aren’t just chicks.
They’re the future of landrace preservation.
Every peep in this collection comes from genetically diverse, instinct-driven landrace flocks raised right here on our farm. Hardy, alert, and ready to write the next chapter of chicken history—starting in your brooder.
🧬 True Landrace Breeds: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, Hedemora, and more—each with a story that’s still unfolding.
🚫 No Fluff Marketing: We don’t guarantee color. We don’t promise lap pets. We ship healthy chicks that know how to chicken.
📦 Priority Shipped, Carefully Packed: Because every one of these puffballs matters.
If you're ready to raise something that actually matters—this is where it starts.
Clancy Says: “They may be tiny, but they’ll rule your coop in two weeks. Trust me.”
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