Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Sip Happens.
For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Celebrate every season, chicken-keeper style.
This rotating collection brings the seasonal vibes—festive mugs, cozy tees, and feathered flair that shifts with the weather. Whether it's spooky season, snowflakes, or spring hatching hype, we've got the gear that keeps your flock love front and center.
☕ Mugs for Every Mood: Sassy, sweet, and always flock-forward.
👕 Tees That Strut: Seasonal prints that bring the chicken energy to holidays, bonfires, and backyard chaos.
🪶 Limited-Time Favorites: Once they’re gone, they’re really gone—so peck 'em while you can.
Because chickens don’t take a holiday. And honestly, neither should your style.
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