Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Sunshine on a stick. These crunchy treat bars blend sunflower hearts, mealworms, and flock-safe herbs into a peckable powerhouse that fuels natural foraging and chills the drama. Just slide them into a Hentastic® feeder, hang, and let the beak party begin.
Birds who love to peck with purpose, coops that need boredom relief, and keepers who want clean, feeder-ready enrichment without the mess.
Ingredients: Wheat flour, rendered beef fat, dried mealworm, sunflower hearts, oregano, Bacillus subtilis fermentation product
Profile: Protein + fat for feather health, probiotics for gut support
Compatibility: Sized for Hentastic® 4-Hole Treat Feeder
No-Nos: No meat by-products, no artificial junk
Load one stick per port into the Hentastic® 4-Hole Feeder (sold separately)
Hang at beak height in the run or coop
Offer after regular feed; limit treats to ≤10% of the daily ration
Rotate weekly to maintain interest and reduce squabbling
Store sealed in a cool, dry place
Store sticks cool and dry. Use within shelf-life. Remove any uneaten treat if it becomes wet or soiled.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Give ’em a job: peck the stick, not the flock.”
