Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold day, warm vibe. The Winter Rooster Unisex T-Shirt is that soft, lightweight everyday tee you reach for first—clean front feel, bold rooster energy, and just enough stretch to move from coop checks to coffee runs.
Chicken keepers and rooster fans who want a buttery-soft, layer-ready tee that holds up to chores and still looks sharp in town.
Fabric (solids): 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend (varies by color)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, not flimsy
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sourcing: blanks from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Unisex regular fit—true to size. Pick your usual for a classic silhouette; size up for a roomier, layer-over-thermal look.
Pairs with flannels, vests, or hoodies; tucks cleanly under chore jackets without bulk. Works year-round as a base tee.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Soft tee. Hard stare. Keep moving.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
