Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

March of the Hens Spiral Notebook

Unleash your creativity with the March of the Hens Spiral Notebook—perfect for jotting down your thoughts, dreams, or ideas. With its custom design and durable build, this notebook is your ideal companion for everything from everyday notes to big-picture plans.

  • Soft-Touch Coated Covers: A smooth and elegant finish for a premium feel.

  • Cover Weight: 10.38 oz/yd² for a sturdy and durable exterior.

  • Page Weight: 2.62 oz/yd²  for quality pages that are comfortable to write on.

  • 140 Dotted Pages: Provides a flexible layout for doodles, sketches, and notes.

  • Metal Wire-O Binding: Allows for easy opening and writing, no matter where you are.

  • Dimensions: 5.5″ × 8.5″

  • Blank Product Sourced from the US and Sweden: Quality materials sourced from trusted suppliers.

Custom-Made for You: Each notebook is produced only after your order, which reduces waste and supports sustainable practices.

Customer Reviews

Be the first to write a review
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)